Once again, I'd like to say that this particular story arc was co-created with Dreamer-In-Shadows over on deviantART.
And yes, I do realise that the animals that the orcs fight, aren't exactly defenceless. But the joke is much funnier when you describe them that way.
Which reminds me, I should probably repeat this joke for a Final Fantasy game. Because in those games, they ARE defenceless animals. I mean, just look at the Rabites from Secret of Mana (technically a Final Fantasy spinoff) and tell me you're not the monster.
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And yes, I do realise that the animals that the orcs fight, aren't exactly defenceless. But the joke is much funnier when you describe them that way.
Which reminds me, I should probably repeat this joke for a Final Fantasy game. Because in those games, they ARE defenceless animals. I mean, just look at the Rabites from Secret of Mana (technically a Final Fantasy spinoff) and tell me you're not the monster.