A cliched webcomic about games, life, and the whole world in general.
Updates Wednesdays
Home
Archive
Extras
Bios
Search
Subscribe via ComicFury
Comic Profile
Curse of the Tails Doll EX
The Endless Legend of Zelda
The X Box
Mr Resetti is EVIL
Duke Nukem Never-Ever
Tomb Raider Angel of Death
WTF Happened to Pokémon: Part 1
WTF Happened to Pokémon: Part 2
WTF Happened to Pokémon: Part 3
Why Resident Evil didn't get on The GBA
Nothing beats Minecraft
Super Harmful Internet Treaty
Compuer Love
The Tulip
Who Completes GTA
How to get an ID
Adventuring in Dwarf Fortress: Prelude
Adventuring in Dwarf Fortress: Part 1
Adventuring in Dwarf Fortress: Part 2
Adventuring in Dwarf Fortress: Part 3
HD Sunglasses
Ponies are Awesome
Playing Minecraft: Prelude
Playing Minecraft: Part 1
Playing Minecraft: Part 2
Playing Minecraft: Part 3
Playing Minecraft: Part 4
Playing Minecraft: Conclusion
Undiscovered Pokémon
The Return Of The Tails Doll: Part 1
The Return Of The Tails Doll: Part 2
Unwritten laws of the public bathroom
Cominception
The True Meaning of Easter
Sierpiński Triangle
Do Unto Others
I'm a Mac & I'm an IBM Clone
Obsession
Gaming Instinct
Learning Dungeons & Dragons
Fallout 95% chance
Questing in Dwarf Fortress
When you run out of bullets
Good things come to those who wait
Here we go on an adventure
Forward Compatibility
Death of the Tails Doll: Part 1
Death of the Tails Doll: Part 2
Death of the Tails Doll: Part 3
Cable Gnome
Getting past The Wall
Overpopulation
Obsession
Don't laugh at Windows 8
Adventuring in Skyrim
Dragon vs Fairy
Slenderman VS Tod
The 20th Comic!
The Sister: Part 1
The Sister: Part 2
The Sister: Part 3
The Sister: Part 4
The Sister: Part 5
The Sister: Part 6
The Problem with Pip-Boys or How New Vegas should have begun
Good Feature, Bad Idea
Halloween Special
Waiting
Consciousness is Over-rated: Part 1
Consciousness is Over-rated: Part 2
A Bit Too Obsessed
The Missing House
Mind Readers
Stuff in the Sofa
Christmas Special
How to pick things up
The Zafehouse: Part 1
The Zafehouse: Part 2
The Zafehouse: Part 3
The Zafehouse: Part 4
You dare summon me!
My Gun is better than yours
I don't even see the ASCII anymore
Short Term Memory Loss
Less is More in Thief 4
Internet History
The Risks of Trolling
The Memories of a Captain
The PS4 Did it better, or should I say worse
The Zombie Apocalypse
Where's the markers!
The Early Worm
I Dislike Poor Continuity
Why am I carrying a camera
Everyone I Knew
Buying a Computer
Can you kill a Weeping Angel
The Disagreement: Part 1
The Disagreement: Part 2
The Disagreement: Part 3
The Disagreement: Part 4
Claptrap VS Omochao
A Mansion with Tentacles
To fear or not to fear
The Strangeness of Unlocking
Not Your Princess
Priest or Decorator
Becoming A Psychiatrist
Watches are still a pretty neat idea
Just a Chocolate Bar
What does a Slenderman do
The Dreaded Crab
Anorexic toys cause obesity
The Legend of Boulder Smashing
A Night at Freddy's: Part 1
A Night at Freddy's: Part 2
A Night at Freddy's: Part 3
A Night at Freddy's: Part 4
A Night at Freddy's: Part 5
Going Postal with Hatred
How Different Dwarf Fortress Races React to Death
Old Relationships
Too young for Quake
Too much content
Free stuff is expensive
This isn't the time to use that!
Evil in the long term
Just Roll With It
The Date: Part 1
The Date: Part 2
The Date: Part 3
Dark Souls is for wusses
Kid games are hard
But I'm not dead!
Mobile Phones
We don't sell clothes
Where am I
Judges don't Dredd Death
Loose change on the ground
Sonic the Hedghog: The Movie: The Game
Even an old man is dangerous
You Have Died of Dysentery
You can't escape if you're lost
Spontaneous Combustion
Scariness is in the eye of the beholder
The Sister Returns
Super Creative
Meeting the Family
The Rocky Castlevania Show
Cycling the Contraband
It is terrifying
Meeting the Roommate
Squeamish
Revenge
That Guy Isn't Sneaky
The Difference
For Democracy
When the Final Fantasy VII Remake is Released
Five Nights, But Not At Freddy's
Expos & Conventions In A Nutshell
Like a spider in a sorority house
Mortal Khampions
Werewolves of London: Part 1
Werewolves of London: Part 2
Werewolves of London: Part 3
Werewolves of London: Part 4
Too Late
A Cheap Death
A Manly Bieber
The Job: Part 1
The Job: Part 2
The Job: Part 3
The Job: Part 4
Insanity
Rats, always rats
Old Fashion Gameplay
A Subtle Hint
The Hood Sees All
Your Head Asplode
Moving In: Part 1
Moving In: Part 2
Moving In: Part 3
Moving In: Part 4
Moving In: Part 5
Do or Do Not, there is no difference
Looking Through Windows
Hey look water, better drink that guy's blood
Getting a modern game to work
Just use a gun
Redecorating
Why Port It
Pig Farm
The 4chan Way
Got to go
One little thing
A promise
Mistaken Identity
The Toilet Seat
Something Floating
The Two Hundredth Comic
A Tough Reputation
A Phobia
Partying Too Hard
Burgers
Red Ring
I Told You So
Call of the Sofa
Backpacks
Cheat Code
Pokemon STAY
Pokemon Please Don't GO
Everyone wants a remake
Soylent Candy
Only A Straight Line Will Do
An Unusual Quirk
Role Model
Comparison
Crush The One Ring
Pregnant
Returning to Minecraft: Part 1
Returning to Minecraft: Part 2
Returning to Minecraft: Part 3
Games Cause Literacy
A Long Wait
Call of the Puns
Blood Rain
The most obnoxious
A Bit Weird
Shoot to Open
Not Soylent Candy
Being Single
Stealing Candy from a Baby
Crossing the Border
What's Gamergate
Easily Forgotten
So Much Space
Frosted Flakes
Baby Killer
Immortal Combat
Mummies
Tall Grass
Splitscreen
Dummy Quest Builders
Becoming a Hero
Blocking access
It'll Drag You To Hell
Skate and Die
The Chicken Man: Part 1
The Chicken Man: Part 2
The Chicken Man: Part 3
The Chicken Man: Part 4
The Chicken Man: Part 5
Staying a Hero
Free stuff
Addiction
The difference between dragons
How To Train Your Orc: Part 1
How To Train Your Orc: Part 2
How To Train Your Orc: Part 3
How To Train Your Orc: Part 4
How To Train Your Orc: Part 5
Born An Orphan
A Good Place to Nap
Dubstep is older than you think
Rebranding
Don't Hit Girls
Tod's New Girlfriend
Swear Words
The Hard Sell
The True Origins of Easter
The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 1
The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 2
The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 3
The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 4
The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 5
My Little Movie
The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 6
The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 7
Infinite Souls
Out of Toilet Paper
Presumed Dead
Gotta Go Complete
Victorian Doctor
Self Censorship
The Voices
Avoiding the graug in the room
The law is the law
The Edge of the Mat
Seeing Red
Gambling for Kids
Mystery of the Pockets
Web Bowser
An ARMlarming Situation: Part 1
An ARMlarming Situation: Part 2
An ARMlarming Situation: Part 3
An ARMlarming Situation: Part 4
Brexfast
Playing Dungeons & Dragons
Attention Span
The Poke to Victory
Say Cheese
Banning the Problem
The Colour of Space
The Great Re-escape
Backward Compatibility
Winning at any cost
Bulletproof
Roadkill
All day and all night at Freddys
Smoking is bad for your health
Moonlogic
Storage
Radio Relevancy
Catching your breath
Learning Aid
Super Street Fighter Alpha II Turbo - Hyper Fighting - Champion Edition - The New Challengers EX2 Plus
What is gambling, baby don't hurt me
Arguing on the Internet
Let me at 'im
Everything is awesome
Escaping Fun
One Round
How they first met
Safety Hazard
Tis But A Scratch
Good Enough
No, you!
Blocked Path
Genders
Good Times
Half Good
Peer Pressure: Part 1
Peer Pressure: Part 2
Trying to complete the level
Changing Industry
Blocking them in
Watch and learn
NPCs
RPG Mechanics
Start Screen
Truth
Desires
Proof
Opinions
Marriage
Similar Names
Wait for it
Word Choice
Wasted Time
My Game is worse than yours
It's gone off
Shitebound: Part 1
Shitebound: Part 2
Shitebound: Part 3
Sub vs Dub
Hats
Well that descalated quickly
How Unexpected
Who aren't you gonna call
Any landing you can walk away from
Sanic the Movie
Super Harmful Internet Treaty Two, Yeesh
Bringing a deck to a fist fight
Again and again and
Fun is Banned
Average Working Mole
Famously Obscure
Internet Politics
Cold Sandwich
Fan Four Stick
Western VS Eastern
Hypocritical Arguments
It's different this time, I swear
Obscurely Famous
How to make a horror game
Endangered
Driveies
Board games
Name Correction
How we think
No reason
Too far
For the greater good
Don't talk to the nerd
Selectively Ambiguous
Still too far
8k Poster
Beep Beep I'm a
All the colours of a PC
Too Literal
The Other Side
Can't Breathe
How I Butter My Bread
Worst of the Worst
WTF Happened to Pokémon: Part 4
Fooling the universe
Telltale told tales
Coverup
Fandoms
People Busting
It's just a dream
Butt O' Gold
The same down song
Just another gimmick
The Perfect Streaming Service
Whining
Brings back memories
That which must not be said
Fastfood Salad
Object Permanence
General Description
Mistaken Identity
Toilet Training
Commie Quest Builders
Adventure games are dead
All the same
The Pie
Wrong bald guy
Preparing for the adventurers
It's not the same
Best laid plans
Length is subjective
You can't steal what can't be owned
Chocolate Coins
Most Influential Game
The Best Armour
Overlooking the Obvious
Diaper Run
Using it wrong
Moving too quickly
A Bad Comparison
Mismatched Pixels
Sonic through the ages
Cultural Differences
Play it 'til you win it
Being evil through good deeds
The Perfect Alibi
But what about Dizzy
Contradictory game design
That's not your opinon
Epic Fail
That doesn't count
A Lakeview Experience: Part 1
A Lakeview Experience: Part 2
A Lakeview Experience: Part 3
Lest we forget
Fast and perfect
Too Obvious
Overheated
Bragging Rights
Business as usual
Buyer's Remorse
Expensive alternative
Poor excuse
Stupid Question
Final Form
No one likes default
What's the secret
Failed the test
Terrible Interface
New Features
Wasted Day
Unrecognizable
Disappeared
All done
Lesson Learnt
All natural
Hollow victory
And another thing
Newest Resident: Part 1
It's totally different this time, I swear
Newest Resident: Part 2
Newest Resident: Part 3
Newest Resident: Part 4
Newest Resident: Part 5
They do look weird
Princess Breaker
Modern Interface
Subtle Improvement
Fries
It's Private
Confusing Naming Convention
Competition
Triple F Games
The plan is that there is no plan
Parenting through the years
Retrogaming
Ciao Chao Garden
Nightlights save lives
Lootbills
The House of the Quote
Missing the obvious
It was thiiiiis big
Too bright
Dehydrated
The Problem with Level Scaling
Have you heard
Pop Up
Expendable
The 500th Comic!
First Time
Loss of Money
First Impression
When Steve Met Becky
A Word of Caution
Moving Goalposts
Screensplit
Clipping
Training: Part 1
Training: Part 2
Training: Part 3
Nothing else going for it
Bread King
Float like a sloth
Inevitable
Found Footage Film
Modern Game Design
Backstab
No Comment
Still Relaxing
That's evil, so hopefully not dead
World's Fastest Speedrun
Distraction
Discord
Shipping
Risky Investment
Not the same
Fighting Stance
Life Hack
Level Up
Kids Nowadays
Hoarding: Part 1
Hoarding: Part 2
They took our jobs!
Never even heard of it, never going to look it up
Three Eras of Colour
Playground Argument
Nostalgia
Scary Sports
Same Name Same Game
Missing in action
That which can not be said
I made a game
Blood Sucking Leeches
Left for Cured
I'm a ninja
Fair Fight
Cursed with unusual powers
Flinching
Distance
Don't forget your overwear
Copy of a copy
Kangaroo Court
Easy Escape
Road Works
How to save a cat
I Still Dislike Poor Continuity
Serious Do Valley
Memes then and now
Comic 299 - Attention Span
Posted on Wednesday, the 4th of April at 12:00 AM, 2018 in
2018
First
Previous
Random
Next
Latest
Average Rating:
0
(0 votes)
/
Rate this comic
Author Notes:
DanVzare
Wed, 4. Apr 12:00 AM, 2018
edit
delete
Well Minecraft actually came out in 2009, not 2011. But the "finished" version was released in 2011, so Doug's not completely wrong.
Also I feel old just knowing that fact. Has it really been eight years since I first discovered Minecraft?
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0
Post a Comment
First
Previous
Also I feel old just knowing that fact. Has it really been eight years since I first discovered Minecraft?