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Comic 34 - The True Meaning of Easter

Posted on Tuesday, the 30th of April at 8:12 PM, 2013 in Pre-website Comics

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DanVzare Wed, 30. Apr 8:12 PM, 2014 edit delete
DanVzare
*This comic was submitted for the One Year Anniversary, and as such, is a remake of one of my older comics from the pre-website era*

Easter makes no sense... until you look up the origins of it all.
It's actually a holiday about fertility, and NOT the resurrection of Jesus.
So that's right, all you Christians have been celebrating a pagan ritual.

It should've been obvious, considering the changing date. I mean, if it was abut Jesus being resurrected, it would've had a fixed date (which would've been the day he was resurrected).
Instead it's to do with the moon, which if you think about it, makes sense for a pagan ritual.

So that's both Easter AND Christmas, which are both pagan rituals, and have nothing to do with Christianity.
Don't you guys have any original holidays, which you didn't just steal and relabel?

I'm done now... :)

Comments:

A Christian Sat, 6. Oct 11:27 PM, 2018 edit delete reply
*angry groan*
DanVzare Tue, 9. Oct 1:38 PM, 2018 edit delete reply
DanVzare
I think your comment is funnier than my comic.